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		<title>Middleton Cougars vs. the Pineberry Terrorists, Halftime</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Freedom throws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inflated rhetoric]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insurgent strategies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An oldie but a goodie, from way back in the GWB; admin, that is. Enjoy. Alright, bring it in Cougars. Now, I know you all have been trying hard out there. It’s been a long half, and you been showing some good hustle, up and down the court. I recognize that. But I take one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=543&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Increasingly Offensive Advertisments for Celebrity-Endorsed Beef Jerky</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[I'm a jerk]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Beef Jerky, as everyone knows, remains the last standard for decency in advertising. Thankfully, with the advent of Dale Earnheart&#8217;s &#8220;Dale Earnheart&#8217;s Beef Jerky&#8221; this industry has at long last been opened up to inappropriate celebrity endorsements. The following are a few further suggestions on which directions to head in this fertile industry, in order [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=533&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You think Pitchfork reviews have some sort of quota to meet re:Pretension?</title>
		<link>http://quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com/2009/07/30/you-think-pitchfork-reviews-have-some-sort-of-quota-to-meet-repretension/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Drop it like its huate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boobs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, Reginald, how&#8217;s it going. Yeah I just needed to ask you aboutt that article you just turned in. About that Swedish duet who plays bluegrass with instruments made from limestone rock-samples and human hair? The Platypus Pussy Lovers, that&#8217;s the one. Yeah, it&#8217;s got a couple of issues. First of all, it seems brief [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=179&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Alright, so that last thing was random, right?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[In the future this probably shouldn't happen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kinda still feel like it will though]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know how you&#8217;re just talking to someone casually, like at the bar or something&#8211;sports, weather, what have you. Your basic bullshit&#8211;then out of nowhere they&#8217;re all &#8220;My father never loved me.&#8221; I feel like that was this last blog post, in human form. An awkwardly confessional stranger at a shady ass bar.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=525&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s All Up on Her in the Midst of It (Tonite&#8217;s gonna be a&#8211;doit,doit,doit)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Assorted flavors]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(What exactly is the point of this) He grabs her by the wrist and pulls her near, shoving his thigh between her legs insistently, fast at first, then in a slow caress. She doesn&#8217;t mind, just barely changes her posture to accommodate him. She&#8217;s on him, and she grabs her hair in a wild frenzy, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=523&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Prof. Gates Sharing a Beer With Sgt. Crowley: An awkward-turtle dialouge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Starting a Dialogue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zeitgeistastic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crowley to Gates: So I kind of arrested you and insulted your status as a respected intellectual figure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Let's drink beer!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oh plus I may be a raging racist]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Professor Henry Gates, a well-known intellectual, was recently arrested by the police in Cambridge, Massachusetts for attempting to enter his own home, an arrest that Gates, as well as many others, alleges, was racially motivated. In order to calm tensions that have arisen over the case, President Obama has invited both Gates and the arresting [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=516&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Another Holocaust movie I will Nazi (lols)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>quipsterpunoff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Disasterific]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horribly Inappropriate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coming Soon: Der Fast and der Führer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Down and Auschwitz in Eastern Poland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nazi Turkeys Attack: Gobble Gobble Goebbles!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I hear Nazi movies get Oscars, right? Kate Winslet seems to think so. Also, remakes are big, right. So, on those respective notes, I&#8217;ve collected my own ideas for a Nazi movie, to be produced as soon as possible. It doesn&#8217;t yet have what you would call a &#8220;script,&#8221; but it does have one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=415&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Journal of the Study and Practice of the Breakfast Arts: Issue 97, Article 12</title>
		<link>http://quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com/2009/07/26/journal-of-the-study-and-practice-of-the-breakfast-arts-iusse-97-article-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>quipsterpunoff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bran Bits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Essential Scientific Inquiry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Next Up: A Comparative Study of Count Chocula vs. Frankenberry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[CHANGES IN THE RELATIVE SOGGINESS OF BRAN-BASED FLAKE CEREALS AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF LIQUID-SUBDUCTION, WHEN OBSERVED IN THE KITCHEN (AND OCCASIONALLY, THE ADJACENT ROOMS) OF AN AVERAGE, THREE-BEDROOM DUPLEX IN A NORTHERN WISONSON SUBURB: ABOUT A WEEK AGO—YESTERDAY. A Case Study By David Wifflebaum Objective: To study the decompositorial effects of lactose-liquids on bran, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=504&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>“You’re being a little cuntish right now”</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 10:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>quipsterpunoff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Corny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horribly Inappropriate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cuntcuntcuntycuntcunt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Some words are just fun to say right?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yeah both cunt and flibbertigibbet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, honey? You there? So, um, we need to talk. You remember that time last week where we went to Grandma Jonie’s 74th birthday party? It was out in the country, near that lake that we love, and it was such a pleasent drive up too, wasn&#8217;t it, and then we get there, and you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=370&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures of Ur and Margret #4</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Demon Shits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dire consequences]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Birth of Alcoholism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8211;A running series on the marital strife of history’s first couple—discovering life, fire, and each other&#8211; (Baby cries uncontrollably in the corner) MAN: Is that thing you shat out last night still crying. WOMAN: Yeah. I think it even has arms. Are those arms? MAN: That aint right. You need to take care of that. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quipsterpunoff.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7262490&amp;post=473&amp;subd=quipsterpunoff&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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